UBER-DICTIONARY

BATTATUUSK {Geographical} A Patch of Forest similar to and adjacent to Lurkers Wood. This Wood received its name for the quantity of Winged Mammals that inhabit the prohinquity during the summer months, as the light of day never reaches the Piney floors of Said Forests. BIG-UP {Uber}-To accept a Challenge, Dare or Offer of any kind. To live up to one's boasts, to "run-it". BRANSTOCK {Geographical} A mighty Oak tree on the banks of the world, representing the Strength of the Realm. See Norse Mythos For furthurEquivications. CARAPACE- NEW A word used quite accurately to describe the genre of seafood of which certain members of the Realm raid with impunity at Uberheim feasts at Chinese buffets. i.e. Lobster, Crab legs, etc. CATCHING CHERRIES {Catonic} The act of Catching a Lurk from Cherries. CATONIC NEW Of or relating to the brothers Joe and Ant'ny Catone, their language, mannerisms, or the lives and deaths thereof.  See also "The Catonic Verses" "CHECK YOUR MONKEYS"- NEW A Legion of Thunder phrase used in pre-battlefield inspection used to denote the checking of ones "personal equipiment" before fighting. CHERRIES {Catonic} Those funny Red Lights you may occasionally see flashing behind you if you Exceed the speed limit...Or the funny Blue suited Lurkers who tend to make lurks Spaceage. Police, The Law..... CUL-DE-SAC: NEW An area on the lands of Uberheim proper which holds malevolent spiritual energies and spectral oglers in the odd hours of morning. More than once members have fled from said region in fear. DDNMO New Uber, added 7/2001 Short for "Dude, Dude, Not My Oggle!  Used as a quick way of reminding oneself or others that one dwells in an Oggle Free Zone.  See also "Oggle" and "Oggle-Free Zone" below The DAHMER PACK -{New-Uber}a meal of Spaceage proportions usually consisting of various Innards. EX: Beef hearts, sweet bread (Cowsbrain), blood pudding, kidneys ETC. A lurker who runs a Dahmer Packduring a feast can rest assured other lurkers will stay far from his ubersnacks!. DOUBLEPACK {Catonic} a 12 Pack of Beer. See also SIX-GUN and DOUBLE-DOUBLEPACK. DOUBLE-DOUBLEPACK {Catonic} a Case of Beer/Grail. See also SIX-GUN and DOUBLEPACK. F.U.B.U.- NEW An acronym coined by an athletic clothing designer. In Uberheim it is a label used to describe vanquished foes on the field. In regards to those whom were humbled by the superior armies of our Realm it means F**ked Up By Uberheim. This phrase was concocted by Baron Uller. GOODLY OGLE {Old-Uber} A good Buzz from Grails. GRAIL(S) {Old Uber} Alcoholic Beverages..(Derived from the original meaning of Fools Grail...It only makes you feel immortal) GRAND OGLER {Old-Uber} Someone notorious for not holding their alcohol & usually become extreme Assholes when they drink. HELMRICK {Legend}A small Creature that roams the night in Uberheim that pulls the Sun up before its due to rise..EX: Youve been Drinking and Lurking for a few hours & the sun is rising yet it only feels HERBS {Mundane} Quasificticious Morons, Rap music listening to, Low pants wearing, Fools of any Race or Creed dedicated to the Advance of Ignorance & Stupidity in the world today. Usually they can be seen Driving Mustang GTs & Gathering at Clubs. HERBHEIM {Uber} an area in Uberheim usually occupied by Herbs during the summer months. Their presence can be determined by the Dozens of broken Beer Bottles they leave just because its cool to, like, Break Things. HOI HO {Old-Uber}[Pronounced High-Hoe] A call used at night usually yelled aloud and Operatically to Summon fellow friendly Lurkers or to Alert Uberites to your arrival. HOUGH {Herbheim} (Pronounced-HoJe) a founder of Herbheim; Horrific Lurker of which has caused mundane problems in Uberheim. I AM {Uber} Phrase used to express someones Disinterest or Boredom or Arrogance to a conversation...A Conversation Killer...EX: Someone comes up to you & starts talking about computers & you are in a bad mood & don't feel like talking..So you utter the phrase "I Am Computers" & walk away..Thus conversation killed..It is applicable to all subjects of Conversation. "I'M ALL ABOUT THAT"- NEW A term coined by King Siegfried to express extreme interest in something in an anticipatory state. IT AIN'T BEER! {Old-Uber}A Desperate Shout to prevent a Fellow Lurker from drinking the yellow contents of the Beer can or bottle he found. The Disgusting Habit of some to Piss in Beer bottles and Leave them About. INVOCATION See RUN AN INVOCATION. KATY-DID COVE {Geographical} A cove of trees at the Northern extent of Dankwood in which during the month of August a large population of Katy-Dids gather and sing. KICKDOWN {Catonic} A word used to describe the Imbibement of Grails for the purpose of Ceasing a Jones. LOCKJAW {UberLegend}An Old and Massive Snapping Turtle, the Ymir of all Terrapins who lurks the Murky Depths of the Rhine & can occasionally be seen Pulling Adult Swans or Geese below the waves. LOKI'S SPINE {Mundane Geographical}-The LIRR Tracks that run through the realm. LURK See LURKER, LURKING, CATCH A LURK LURKER {Old Uber} A cool Person, someone you'd be Happy to See arrive. a Chum LURKETH {Old Uber} The act of Lurking LURKER'S WOOD {Geographical} A patch of symetrically planted rows of Pines which represent dead center of Uberheim proper. A very dark forest, similar to that of Ogg (but without the Astral Nasties** editor's note! ~LS ). This is the most popular Lurkzone in the kingdom. A Huge Passage cuts right through this forest Dark as Oblivion on moonless nights. LURKING {Old Uber} The most widely used & multi-definitive word in the realm. Has had meanings & can be applied to Situations such as: Hanging out, Walking through the woods at night, Drinking Grails, Attending Events, Getting Together, Going Someplace...ETC.... MAYTAG {UberSlang}A Herb in Training; a "Squire" to a Herb. Usually can be seen Wearing an Uber amount of Tommy Hilfiger apparel (as Herbs, by comparison wear Filas & Starter Jackets.) MERCK {New-Uber} to suddenly outlurk, an urgent farewell..EX: I gotta Merck. The MEUSE {Geographical} [pronouned "Mares"] A scenic Tributary of the RHINE, representing the Eastern Border of the Realm. You will find Wolfspider Tunnel here. MOMRATHE OUTGRABE {Geographical}A vicious curve just past the Rhinewhere about a Dozen folks died through the ages by failure to negotiate the Nasty Curve. Flowers can usually be seen adorning the cold steel rail at the side of the roadway. There is a great Field adjacent to this curve where the unrested spirits can be seen roaming in the odder hours of AM past midnight. MORGENSHIRE Old Uberheim Campground MUGS- NEW {Geographical} The Uberheim watering hole, the Tavern of choice for the Kingdom to gather in friendship and unity. NIBELHEIM {Geographical}The far southern extreme of the Kingdom, extending far into the Mundane realm of Heckscher. Lurking far through Nibelheim will eventually bring you to the sea. NIEDHOLE {Geographical} Large Culvert in Nielheim that travels far beneath the earth. Almost as Horrific as Wolfspider Tunnel as one will encounter Bats traveling in and out of this Culvert on a consistent basis. OGLE {Old Uber} The Act of behaving in an Offensive or Mindless manner SLANG: To act like an Asshole..A state usually brought on by Imbibing large quantity of Grails..(2) To yell at or to cause grief through aggravation. Also "Oggle" OGLED {Old Uber} Extremely Drunk & offensive, or Past tense form of the act.. EX:He Ogled on Grails and Knocked Over the Bar. OGGLE-FREE ZONE New Uber, added 7/2001 A designated area, usually surrounding a particular Uberite, in which no oggles may occur or be vented about. OGLING {Old Uber} Current state of an Ogle. EX:you came home at 2AM and your parents started Ogling on you....Or after She drank 5 Shots of Tequila and 5 Grails She started Ogling on Her Boyfriend. "OH SHIT" -{New-Uberslang}The words alone dictate when the phrase should be properly used. The phrase is to be spoken quickly and with a higher pitch of voice to be said properly! (Invented by Lord Hodr (sic) 11/98) OL' LEATHER WINGS {UberLegend} An ancient Katy-did which has survived long enough to attain god status! Good fortune will be graced upon all who listen to his song. Heard only in the month of August on the trail through Woodbird Forest but before Valseknothe. ONLURKER {Old Uber} An unknown Being approaching, usually in the darks of the forest. The OUR RIVER BRIDGE {geographical} A Railroad Bridge Crossing a Tributary of the Rhine.a hidden curve of the tracks will allow a stealthy diesel Train to lurk up on you unexpectedly at night in a fog. PINWHEEL {Old-Uber}To throw the grand daddy of all Fits of Rage or Ogle..a Very Large Ogle created by new Rules or an Ideal..EX: I got home at 2AM and my parents were up and they threw a Pinwheel..The extreme region of Ogle. REISENHEIM -{Geographical}The land of the Giants. A trail runs through here which leads to Nibelheim. Reisenheim is the only Land to be completely surrounded by Ginunngagap. RHEIN-MAIN {Geographical}-Bridge over the Direct outflow of the RHINE; an Ancient yet Sturdy bridge and Access Point to the Adjacent Kingdom lands. The RHINE {Geographical}The Basin Outlet to the Connetquot river, in which many islands stand. A Place of countless Excursions, Vigils, and Infamous Swimming area to the realm. Has 2 tributaries: The OUR River and the MEUSE River. It represents the Wagnerian Ideals of DAS RHEINGOLD. ROAD JUNCTION 02 (Geographical}An Alternative Trail carved by the Uberheim Corp of Engineers which leads to the RHINE. It has be known to be overgrown with Briars and borders a Swampland. It is the most unpleasant route in the Kingdom to traverse without doubt. RUN IT {Old Uber} to do something..EX: I didn't want to dive in the lake but then i decided to Run It. RUNNING A WHEEL {Catonic} The act of Driving to a store to make a Grail and/or Snack run for fellow lurkers...EX:Run me a wheel to McDonalds for some Ubersnacks. SIX-GUN {Catonic} a 6-pack of Beer. See also DOUBLEPACK and DOUBLE-DOUBLEPACK. SHEMHAMFORASH- NEW An invocative term used in occultism & the writing of Anton Levay and coined by King Siegfried often. In Uberheim the word is semi-synonymous with "spaceage" but with a wider range of meaning.  It can be used as another term for something that one finds ridiculous. outrageous, or questionable. It can be shouted aloud to express frustration or anger and has even been known to be used to describe certain breakfast items consisting of potatoes & ham. At other times it may be uttered with no valid meaning whatsoever. SHNEE EIFEL {Geographical}-The only trail from The OUR river. Sometimes required as an Access Point; an ultimately Horrifically over-swamped region with briars, though only 10 feet in length. SOUTHPARK- NEW {Geographical}Southhaven Park, the Kingdoms prime event site as of 2001-2002. SPACEAGE {Catonic} (1) Something extraordinarily Complicated and Confusing.(2) Something exceptionally Odd & Strange...EX: a Lurker Wearing lime green bell-bottoms....Now that's Spaceage!! (3) An Ultra Cool Event or Object..EX: A 10 day campout! Now that's a Spaceage Event!. STURDY OGLE {Old-Uber} A really strong Buzz TIMMENDEQUAS {UberLegend}What we have named the Malevolent Forest Spectre whom resides in OGG forest after Midnight and before Dawn. There are also the Unrested Spirits of People who were Murdered in that forest in the 1970s. UBER {Uber} Exceptional, Oversized, Large, The Best, Extreme, Memorable. UBERHEIM PROPER {Geographical}The Original Lands of Uberheim, bordered by Loki's Spine to the North and Gunnungagap to the South. It is here that the realm was contemplated in the Year of 1994 and begun in the Year 1995. UBERITE {New-Uber}Any member of Uberheim of any Title or Rank UBERSNACKS {Uber} Something Exceptionally Tasty or Filling. UBERLURK {Uber} an extended forest walk, almost always nocturnal. An extra-long event. VALSEKNOTHE {Geographical) a Large an ominous Oak guarding the exit way of Uberheim proper on the southern trail. It stands at the edge of Reisenheim. Its branches reach horrifically like a thousand spiders' legs towards the heavens. VIGARD {Geographical}  1.The field of RAGNAROK ,a large grassy meadow in which a low fog is seen on warm summer nights Hovering above the ground. 2. Lakeland park event site known for its accessibility and accommodations. the WELL of MIMIR {Geographical} a Sacred waterfall Running from the Rhine, encased in a Concrete corridor. Many Ceremonies have occurred in this hall. Equivocated to the WELL of MIMIR of Norse Mythos. WHITE OWL of UBERHEIM {UberLegend} A winged nocturnal Lurker who is sometimes seen Flying overhead when Uberites are Lurking. Its presence it usually a Good Omen to the realm. AKA The Spirit of Uberheim. WOLFSPIDER TUNNEL {Geographical}A Dark subterranean Tunnel consisting of Bone-Chilling chest deep Waters and hundreds of Arachnids the size of ones Hand who occupy themselves by Dropping into the hair and face of those who venture here. WOODBIRD FOREST {Geographical}-a wood of thin-trunked tall Trees that house a Spaceage amount {Hundreds} of various Birds and Flying Beasts. If one were to tread through this realm it would be suggested to pull a Hood over one's Head to deflect Unpleasant Things which may fall! WRITING WOLF TICKETS {UberSlang} To seek to start an argument or Ogle through ones words. To talk about someone Spuriously and Unknowing or Unconcerned of the Consequences or Ogles when the person being Talked About finds out! XANTEN (Geographical} an Isle in the Rhine used for the highest of ceremonies or vigils. The most sacred ground of the Kingdom. YGGDRASIL {Geographical} A Large Dead Chestnut tree within the realm in which countless Invocations to the gods were woven through the years. Old and decaying, its survival of the elements has proven to be the moral impetus to the Kingdom. Equivocated to the YGGDRASIL of Norse Mythos Back to Uberlegends Back to the Main Index