Notes, Quotes and Gossip

Memorable among the silliness that occurred:

• The Queen placed the crown on Justice's head and forbade him to touch it.  The poor boy was in fear for his life!  He was subject to much ridicule and someone even put lipstick on him until her Majesty had mercy.

 

• Several cloven fruit were passed around, causing the usual shock, blushes and mayhem, especially for poor Prince Sir Hagen.  He offered the fruit to Saga, thinking it was safe, and his jaw hit the floor when I took it with my lips.  He barely kissed the air about an inch from me!

 

• Some sort of Shemhamforash was going on in the kitchen during court, involving Lady Freyja, a flying pen cap, and much giggling.

 

• Odin kept trying to corrupt my little humans, and I literally had to snatch Lexip out his grasp

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An Ode to Syn

This is to the goddess Syn, 

Who helps us when our lives are grim.

She brings us sex, She brings us joy.

She treats all us guys like sexual toys.

She can be sweet, She can be kind.

She can turn you into a sloth, 

If you piss her off.

So in the end I say to you, 

Thank you, thank you for being a friend. 

~Forge of the North